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(audience cheering continues) Don't make me cry. Here are the rules and a list of 100 Family Feud survey questions and survey answers you can use to play the game with. You need (insert how many points needed to get 200 points). - said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "We'll cover those answers, and we'll bring out (insert name)(who has been kept offstage)." (audience laughing)They are so special and wonderful. Let's have some fun." - Louie Anderson (at the start of the Triple Round from 2001-2002), "But, I'm only going to read the question once, so everybody pay attention/listen (closely/carefully). Now sp-spe (Bye-bye.)" "Someone/Somebody's gonna play for $5,000/$10,000. Combs: [during Fast Money] A state that gets a lot of snow. I have no doubt. Dawson: Name a fruit that starts with "A". The number 2 answer is Butter. What a life? - Host about Tournament Finale, "For this game, though, we're changing things a bit. I havekids. Contestant: $1.75. - Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, and John O'Hurley (when a strike has gotten), "That takes us to the end of this round. And from "How I Met Dat Mama" Miss Alyson Hannagan! What is the number 1 Bullseye answer? O'Hurley: We asked 100 womenname a place you'd hate to discover you were growing hair. If you live in the New York City area (or expect to be there), call area code [[4]]. On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! Premiere: "This is Joey Fatone from UniversalOrlando Resort in sunny Florida! Bye-bye. - Richard Dawson (when the answer made the survey), "(No,) They didn't/did not!" (thats in) Hollywood, Calif. (thats) 90028! O'Hurley: Name something women get tired of carrying.Contestant: A wig. - Louie Anderson (1999-2000), "Play Feud at Uproar.com. - John O'Hurley (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2006-2009), "And remember, if you win five games, you win the brand new car." That's very touching, but I'm double parked now, and so, we have to get on with this. God bless all the little children in the world. - Richard Dawson (on the first Face-Off question from 1976-1985), "We asked 100 people this question, and we put the top (insert number) answers (on the board). This official Family Feud game pits two families against each other in a trivia competition based on survey responses from real people. Note: From 2011-13, Joey Fatone says his own name seen above for this introduction. - Louie Anderson, John OHurley, and Steve Harvey, "I'll/I'm gonna/Let me finish (reading/asking)/re-read the question." ", "If you plan on being in the Los Angeles Area and would like you and your family like to become a contestant on Family Feud, send a postcard to: Family Feud (Contestants), 6430 Sunset Blvd. I DIDN'TMAKEYOU SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! There were people upset, that I would embrace or hug someone of a different color. Call me! - said upon the final answer in Fast Money, "But, if he/she does it all by his/herself, don't bring (insert other contestant) out." Hello/Welcome to (insert family #1)! It's our last show, and I have to tell you, that whoever wins this and they play, normally they'll come back, they won't. Combs:[during Fast Money]Give me a word that describes thunder. Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." (Upon a family with two strikes), (you clear the board,)your family wins the game. I'll ask you 5 questions in 20 seconds. Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: "Upine"Harvey: Huh? Harvey: Name a city people win vacations to. I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. She said, "I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children! ABC - Jackie Smith, Wally Weltmen, Joe C. Albott - they kept us on the air probably a year more than they should have, 'cause were weren't really helping them. - Ray Combs (start of Fast Money), "Point/Dollar values are Doubled/Tripled. Contestant: Uh,can I say nekkid? Let's go." Mark created several game shows, including The Price is Right, Match Game, and of course, Family Feud. - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs, said when a player fails to reach 200 points in the Fast Money round. NOTE #2: When Ray Combs hosted the show, he will substitute "said" with a synonym for that such as "chose", "selected", and "liked". YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT! It's (our returning champs,) (insert family #1), playing against the (insert family #2)!! Leading the team is the new next host of "The Tonight Show" Jimmy Fallon! [This contestant demonstrated the hazards of buzzing in too soon during the face-off.] Harvey: "Freddy Kr- who the hell are youmarriedto?!". Harvey: Name something that can ruin a kiss.Contestant: A mustache. ", Celebrity Family Feud Premiere (2008): - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs (said when a contestant checks the answers in Fast Money), "(insert name) is offstage where he/she can't see your answers. When we come back, we're gonna play Fast Money for $20,000. - Family Feud host (going into a second commercial break since 2003; although Richard Karn does funny jokes about the answers after the last round from 2003-2006), "(insert family with the leading score), you can still win the game if you take this question all the way out." Oh hell, yeah. START OF THE SPIEL: "If it's not there, (insert family teamname) "This answer is for/worth a brand new car. - Gene Wood (1988-1993). - Richard Dawson, "(You got control.) If you do, you're gonna hear this sound:(buzz-buzz) I'll say "Try again", and you give me another answer. [contestant buzzes in], Combs: Let me see "condoms" for $4,000. (with hisAl salute)- Richard Karn (2002-2003), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it/this!" How Family Feud is Played Have the team captain from each team come to the front of the room where the buzzer is. Vint's latest money-making scheme is to get on "Family Feud" (the nighttime syndicated edition) and win $10,000 in Fast Money. Harvey:Okay, what'd you say? Go to familyfeud.tv or follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to find out how!" Harvey:You shut up, lady. I'm gonna ask you 5 Bullseye questions, each increasing value by $1,000, which means you could win up to $30,000." Anderson: Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults grow older. Dawson: Name something that people take with them to the bath besides soap and a towel. (Ill bewaiting for ya.) - John O'Hurley, "First team/family to (reach) [[1]]points/dollars plays Fast Money for (insert amount)! - Richard Dawson from the 1975 pilot, "Thank you, oh, thank you! Good night." ", Ray: "Thank you (so) very much! It's up there! For years on the current run (even before Steve took over), the Double question -- th. ", and she changed my whole life with that statement. It's tougher/harder, so we're going to give you 20/25 seconds." Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge. ), "Is Number (insert number)(insert answer)?" I'm (your man) Steve Harvey; wegot a(nother)good one for you today. The sex jelly that you use. If you live in the San Diego area (or expect to be there), call area code [[3]]. "Introducing (all the way from (city, state),) the (insert family #1)(, ready for action (first and half of second season only))! - Ray Combs about the Bullseye Round, "We'll get started right now, with the Bullseye round, and we'll put $15,000 in their banks. (second player heads off to the soundproof booth) (insert winning family) are playing for $10,000/$20,000!" - Host (On a Face-Off buzz-in during the middle of reading a question), "The Judges are saying 'That's the same (answer)as (insert same answer).'." Now, here's the star of our show, (insert funny nickname here), MR. RICHARD KARN!!! [buzzer]. Introducing the Madvig Family: Alan, Carolyn, Ida, Carol and Alan, on your marks! As you can see, I got my feudin' clothes on today, complete with pocket square. I Know! [buzzer]. And the winner of this opening round, will go on to face our championship family, the Kakadelas family, awaiting the chance to come back to the stage for a chance at thousands of dollars more! Dawson: [laughs] Cuckoo [laughs & crowd laughs] A foo-- How the hell did you people get on this show? Contestant: Wet! Dawson: Name something that can kill a lively party. It's Celebrity Family Feud! I've got the question, you've got the answers. If not, (and there's enough points,) they'll play for $10,000/$20,000. O'Hurley: Name something you do to a fish.Contestant: Flush it down the toilet. YOU SAID IT, AND THEN YOU SAID "DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU SAY IT AGAIN?" I said, "God.". I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!" Happy Birthday, America. Karn: Name a TV show set on an island.Contestant 1:Miami Vice.Contestant 2:General Hospital. O'Hurley: Name something out in the ocean that starts with the letter S.Contestant: Sea Slugs. Woah, I am too boy there. Then, the other family gets a chance to steal." Let's start the FAMILY FEUD! - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). From 2002-2021, this was said before the final commercial break/fee plugs. "Five dollars a point, total of $(XXX,)XXX dollars, and they are coming back to play again on Family Feud." My aunt & uncle. (Ready for action!) The survey says, the number 3 answer is (insert answer). - Ray Combs on the first episode of the daily syndicated version from 1988, "Thank you. - Richard Karn (2004-2006), "I'm John O'Hurley saying goodbye for now." Male Contestant: DICK! O'Hurley: Name the age when you stop growing.Contestant #1: 12.Contestant #2: 13. Harvey: Yeah, man. Karn: Name a sport that'sNOTplayed with a ball.Contestant:Bowling. I got time, seems like. (On your marks! Be in total control of your money with Green Dot." (Do you wanna)Play or Pass? Karn: Name a road sign that describes your love life.Contestant: Slippery when wet.Karn: This is starting to feel like the oldMatch Game, you know. "So, the Mackins were our final winning family, and they've won $5,504, and I'm proud of 'em. - Richard Dawson (when the answer did not made the survey), "Three seconds!" Let's go to Billy. Be good to your family/families. Let's. Survey said [11 -- and Dawson faints] After getting up:I've get to retire after this show. When I get to you, you'll get three seconds to answer it. Dawson: Name a yellow fruit. Mike:(buzzes in)Shit. Dawson: Very good. We'll miss you, Louie." Introducing (our returning champions,) the (insert family #1), ready for action! - Steve Harvey (commemorating former host Feud Louie Anderson in 2022), "We'll be right here, right on the Family Feud. I don't know nothin' that's up there! "Who's gonna play for $5,000/$10,000? Combs:[during Fast Money]Name a place you check in and out of. Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: LAWN!!! . "You got the cash/$5,000/$10,000!" Please do not (attempt to) ask me to repeat. But to do that, we've got to play the Feud!" Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. Well, it's a little late for that. For Steve Harvey's first year of hosting, Joey Fatone opens the show by saying the name of the game show, his own name and location.). That said, the show *does* rerack questions. All right. Oh yeah. (insert two winning family members). Combs: Name something you put on before you go to bed. Not that I wanted to hurt 'em, but I 'cause I love 'em. Bing. ", can steal and win (the game)/take us to Sudden Death. Come on, let's me and you stand here. ", "This answer is worth $XXX,XXX to someone. Harvey: No, you didn't, on national TV, set us back 30 years. I'm (your man)Steve Harvey. - Ray Combs, "I say it's time to play the Feud!" Let's start the NEWFAMILY FEUD!!!! We sure will. - Steve Harvey (commemorating original Feud host Richard Dawsons death in 2012), "Hi, folks, we have a sad news to share with you. 2011present: And the Mandic Family: Bonnie, Bob Jr., Bob Sr., Tim and Diana, on your marks! - Richard Dawson (1976-1985; 1994-1995), "For the (Family) Feud, I'm Ray Combs saying thank you for watching. This is Family Feud. It all starts now,with your host AL ROKER!!! Harvey: So, you thought that this answer would be just fine, in front of your mama and daddy and then your 90-year-old grandfather. Combs:[during Fast Money]A Christmas present you exchange. O'Hurley: Name a famous giant.Contestant #1: The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Giant.Contestant #2:Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dawson: Name something a dieter can do to suppress the urge to munch. (ding) Clock will start/starts when I've finished reading the first question." Harvey: Those--Those people on top row over there. Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. You can't possibly be trying to pull that off on national TV, you can't possibly, Arvell. (as it turns out, "CONDOM" is the #2 answer, and Ray slams into the podium). Dawson: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony. We surveyed 100 people; top (insert number) answers areon the board. Family Feud. O'Hurley: Name something people do to warm off on a cold day.Contestant: Have a glass of lemonade. (Strike sound plays; Steve goes intoHappy Dancemode as the contestant looks shocked). Contestant 3: Their boyfriend or their girlfriend. [BUZZ]. If you can't think of something, say "pass", and we'll come back to it if there's time left." Karn: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together. [mouths to camera: "No way."] - Gene Wood (1981-1985), We will be back with more Family Feud with Richard Dawson in just a moment! - Gene Woods throwing back to Richard after plugs, "If your family would like to tryout for Family Feud, and you live in the Los Angeles area (or expect to be there), call area code [[2]]. View full document. Steve: Welcome to Family Feud! "BEN/BAN/BAIL!" The player that has control of the round will keep guessing and collecting points until they guess all . You got no points." Dawson: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night. Alyson Hannagan: Ohhh! We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." I've had the most incredible luck in my career. O'Hurley: 401 Contestant: 401(k) jelly. Karn: Something that you pass.Contestant: Your dog. O'Hurley: Name the night of the week with the worst TV programs.Contestant:UPN. I'm sorry. Family game night will never be the same. - said during the second half of theFast Money round, "You said (insert answer). I'm(your man) Steve Harvey, and we/we'vegot a/anothergood one for you tonight! - Ray Combs. What is the number 1 Bullseye answer? That. Okay now, welcome to celebrity Family Feud. Have the next group respond and play a sound effect. Van Waylon we've got the number two answer up there,I'm pretty sure it's Van Waylon. Thank you! Combs: Name a famous game show host who would make a great talk show host. Don't look anywhere else. Steve Harvey: Well, I wouldn't bet on this team right here. "I had the best time in the world. Playing against (all the way from (city, state),) the (insert family #2)(, on yourmarks (first and half of second season only))! We would take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show a dream come true. - John O'Hurley (whenever there's one answer left to be revealed on the Survey Board from 2008-2010), "We'll be back right after this." Dawson: Name a time that most people go to bed. O'Hurley: SomeoneBugs Bunnymight invite to his birthday party.Contestant: Doc. It's the first thing that came to my head. If we still have a show! The (insert winning team) won the game. If it wasnt for him, we wouldnt have had this great show. Since its launching, the "Feud" has gone through many changes, from different emcees to cancellations, revivals, and the move to syndication. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win; early from 1999), "That answer has to be up there for you to stay alive/steal. Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! Combs: Wet [[laughter]] Shut up, or I'll kill you! (On your marks!) Harvey: If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool? (laughter from the studio audience)Let's get started, let's play the Feud." (insert contestant), look straight at me. Now, here's the star of our show, RICHARD KARN!!! "It's Celebrity Family Feud, the ultimate star-studded Tuesday night event! Have a great day (on CBS), and (we'll) see you next time. Contestant: No. Oh rats! Combs: You know, the #1 answer was "Barks". For example, a host can ask your team to mention a famous person named Steve. "(wild cheers and applause)RICHARD: Thank you, please. We got (insert celebrity team #1) playing for (insert charity of choice), and (insert celebrity team #2) playing for (insert charity of choice). Harvey: When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?Contestant: A man's privates. (We'll)See ya/you (here)on the (Family) Feud. - John O'Hurley (2006-2010), "I'm Steve Harvey. Otherwise, player 2 gets control of the round. Alright. Thank you." Pow! Oh, let us do right here, man. Back to Ray/Richard." "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." - Louie Anderson from the first episode from 1999, "It's time for the Feud. Contestant 2: Your bra? 3. Harvey: (starts laughing) Just Just shut up! Plus we can all relate to the families involved in the heat of the trivia battle. DISPLAY SLIDE 1 - TITLE SLIDE "FAMILY FEUD" Sound Effect - TV Show Theme Song THE HOST ENTERS (Waving to the audience, carrying a stack of game show cards) HOST - saidbefore the start ofthe Fast Money round, "Give me 15/20/25seconds on the clock, please! A Penis, oh, we gonna keeping that answer. Besides, he hosted the very same show I'm hosting now! (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), Im sorry! Harvey: One of them is cry everything. ", 20062009: - Ray Combs because of a Fast Money Win, "Okay, (insert family), go back! A food associated with Christmas. Whoever takes control of the question, and when I get to you, you ll have only three seconds to answer. Dawson: Name the first thing you take off after work. I think I'm prepared, soif you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! 2023 Jeopardy! Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that improves with age. Dawson: Name a time that most people get up. "It's time for the Family Feud! (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: Gynecologist. Discover everything about America's hottest game show, hosted by Steve Harvey. Family Feud is a game where players must guess the most popular survey answers. Our thoughts and prayers go out of his family and friends. Write and run a set of commands to automate . You made me feel like a man. What are you trying to do?! Anderson: Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime. Let's move on to the NBC side. This template is intended for presentations relating to esports and game development. Contestant 2: Bow tie. Combs: Name an event you see at a gymnastics meet. Harvey: Name something you know about zombies. [contestant buzzes in, laughter and applause]I Know! ", 19761985; 19941995: [buzzer]. Harvey: If you were a kid, name something you use with a partner to practice kissing. Contestant: Willie the Pooh? Okay, on the actors side talks like a man but PH balance for a woman is . A text-based Family Feud game build on a client-server architecture. - Richard Karn from the first episode from 2002, "Thank you,thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. - Richard Karn (going into a second commercial break from 2002-2003), "Remember, our goal is 300 points, so don't go away, we'll be right back." "Welcome to the newone-hourFamily Feud Challenge! Dawson: Name something Russia is famous for. It could happen." Dawson: Besides a bird, something in a birdcage. Oprah Winfrey! Harvey: Well, welcome toFamily Feudeverybody. Combs: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face. FAMILY FEUD INT. I have, uh, been studying all of the great CBS shows. I just got this job! First up is the Rank Video Game PowerPoint Template. If you said the Number One answer is (insert Bullseye Answer), you hit the Bullseye!" Celebrity Family Feud Revival (2015Present): Burton: "It's time for Celebrity Family Feud! Harvey:We'll be right back! - Steve Harvey from the first episode from 2010, "You fell short/failed to get/win the big money last time." Traditionally, Family Feud teams consist of five players, so teams of 4 to 6 are ideal. (to Jason Black, a contestant) All right, Jason; the man who knows all things depilotory! Journalist: The war in Bolodzka raged on today as rebel troops seized control. ), A Mark Goodson-Bill Todman Production." There's a lot of money at stake, so let's get started by playing our brand new Bullseye game." ", (Same words but it got arranged in a different order. [long, awkward pause]It's up there! (insert two winning family members). Combs:[during Fast Money]A position on a football team. Sweet Eddie, I thank you. I know where you're at, man. Come back and see our families/ours/family, on the Feud. [ Joe walks up to the main podium, but Beldar walks in too far ] Okay, Doctor.. we're gonna need a little more room, big fella.. [ guides him to his side of the podium ] There you go, stand behind this line.. Sometimes, a contestant reads the plug. - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "Who's playing? Dawson: Name something people wear that needs tying. Go back (to the podium)! If I been in the mirror, down the little girl down there, paper doll came down there. I Know! - Ray Combs mostly on a Fast Money loss but sometimes on a Fast Money win, "The Big Board got 'em!" - Steves opening tagline,the speech in parenthesesis used since 2011, "Before we start, there's somebody/someone who wants to wish you luck (in this Comfort Inn Hotel Family Moment)." - Ray Combs during the Fast Money Round, "ZEROOOOOOO!" ", "Wide open, (insert name)." Combs:[during Fast Money]Name something you must have in order to live. You said "kickball"! ", "300 is the magic number! Thank you very much, you made me feel right at home." We call it Bullseye. Harvey: You don't want nobody to sit on it. THIS AINT A COMEDY ROUTINE! Harvey: At what age does a person struggle to stay up til midnight on New Year's Eve. Karn: Name something you push a pin into.Contestant: Your eye. If you can get 100 points in the Fast Money round, you will earn 500 bonus points. . - Ray Combs (whenever a strike was gotten or an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You're over 100." Its (the champs,) (it's) the (insert family #1)! It is the #1, oh really, you tell you what, it will be number #1 onYouTube, but I think it is the #1 up there! Harvey: You can say that on TV? ", 1987 Pilot: (Right on Target!)" Slowly! Harvey: Little late for that. (Thats) 6430 Sunset Blvd. Link 'n' Share. Harvey: Name something that you pass around.Contestant: A joint. Karn: Name a famous Dennis.Contestant: Buddy Holly. third strike, then the (insert family name) will get a chance to steal (and win the game/remain the champs/play Sudden Death)! N-E-K-K-I-D. (pointing at the board and imitating the sound of a answer been up there)Bing. Combs: Describe the weather with a word or phrase that could also describe your wife. SCRIPT FOR FAMILY FEUD - ILS IN APPLIED ECONOMICS *Title of the game show appears Voice over- Patuloy ang labanan para sa P250,000 dito sa Family Feud. Contestant 2: Ham. Contestant: In nothing. That's the wrong show!" Thank you. Thank you! I really thank you. But you know, in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can. You win (the game (and the car))/get to play Sudden Death. 90028. O'Hurley: Name something that everyone knows aboutAl Gore.Contestant: He's aRepublican. Playing against the (insert family #2 (and their names)), on your marks! The original host was Richard Dawson, but Steve Harvey runs the show today! Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. They buried themselves carrying us, and I love them for that. O'Hurley: A state that has a direction in its name.Contestant:Arizona. Karn: We surveyed one hundred people, your goal is to give me the most popular answer. ONE TALL STAND IS POSITIONED IN THE CENTER OF THE STAGE. What makes this moment even better isthe other contestant's answer, "a church collection plate" was worthless, and it was theonlyanswer on the board worth less than "a joint"Harvey:It scored less than the joint. - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn (said during the Triple Round, on a steal whose bank whether or not they may have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "I'm only going to read the question once to you two." Let's start the (NEW) FAMILY FEUD!!!! In the game, participants guess popular answers to a survey question. Every one of them is playing right now in that little TV that you can watch while you're pumping your gas. - Louie Anderson about the Family Circle Tournament finale, "(insert score recap). Contestant: I bet you said nekkid in one of your comedy routines. (NOTE: Remember that the slides with the answers display them in order from 1 to 5. Our returning champions, you might know them, are called the Kakadelas Family." Right after the show, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass. Audience: "Bad Haircut/Bald. - Gene Wood (1976-1985), "For tickets, just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Tickets, CBS Television City, Family Feud, 7800 Beverly Blvd.