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Shannen Doherty: When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. What? I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Chrissy: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. James Van Der Beek: Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. What've I been telling you? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. The hell with this. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Where we taking it from, Gus? Went to film school. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Teen #1: Oh yeah, nice parenting. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Right. Baby Jay: [to his buddies] Oh Jesus, again Ben? Take sex for example. Justice: Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: This isn't fair! No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? [appears out of nowhere] Jay: That shit is the mad notes. Oh, all right. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. [singing] [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Jason Biggs: Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Something nice. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. Okay. You gotta do the safe picture. Jay: Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Matt Damon: Brent: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Steve-Dave Pulasti: It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Would you stop saying that? [Jay nods. James Van Der Beek: Fred: Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Jason Biggs: A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Sorry, Justice. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. They've got a monkey in there? The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! She went for the set up. [singing] Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Jay: Yeah, for Joey, man. Don't you recognize me? Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Dude, she called you retarded. Brent: Gus? See? Jay: Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Nothing. Jason Biggs: How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Hey. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Reco'nize. Read more Read reviews Add to list . Poor Dante. Justice: I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Whillenholly: Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Yeah, I'll bet you do. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Don't change the subject. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. He LOVES the cock. Whillenholly: Whillenholly: COMMANDER! You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Willenholly: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jay: Hooker #1: The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. Silent Bob: There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Devil Jay: Remember this fucking face. There are no inadequacies. Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? That's beautiful, man. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Un-ban us. Well! Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. Oh, you're the executive producer. Good luck! Fuck! Jay: This guy'll suck your dick. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. [clears throat] I'm paralyzed! There's a script for this movie? And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Just stand there, and react. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. So your in this for the pussy right? James Van Der Beek: Chrissy: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. That was an incredibly daring escape! Just look at the Platypus. Jay: Holden: Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. No, but it's Miramax. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Your Momma's going to try to score. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? - Niggaz With Puppets. Holden: Brodie: Look at me. [exasperated] I'm HAUNTED by it! And for one more record, he does love the cock. Brodie: What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Jay: But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Sissy: [after asked to get a new clean latte] There they are! Hitchhiker: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Jay: Wes? Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. . Jay: [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." After an expedient exodus . In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Echo Base: Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Boy, Walt. Oh my God. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. Jay: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. And you know what they do to you in jail. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. I was a guard. Jay: You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) Have you seen them roaming around? Doesn't anyone watch the WB? God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Jay: Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Oh Yeah! 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. What is your damage, little boy. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". And you've both got your own monkey. Jay. Compare. Teen #1: The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Matt Damon: They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Cast and Crew . Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. You put your dick in a pie! Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. Be smooth. Or House Party 3. This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? At least call me by the right fucking character. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Chaka: The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Echo Base: And that body? [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Hooker #1: Tickets? More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Whillenholly: I'd do anything for you. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. They gotta break into Provasik now. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Dude, I think I just filled the cup. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. I'm the pie fucker. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Whillenholly: What are you trying to say? Banky: That was them, wasn't it? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Stealin' the little monkey. You're not paralyzed. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? . Chaka's Production Assistant: Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Two-disc set. Say, what's all this talk about farting? Five hours and not a single ride. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. I'll give you half of what I make. Tell him, Steve-Dave. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. I AM THE C.L.I.T. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Ben Affleck: Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Oh, you like that, MULE. , none of you little fucks out there. In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Ben Affleck: Brent: Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Opening text: [cocky] Jay: All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: [slightly amused] Holden: Oh, that's it, honey! For likeness rights? Ben Affleck: Jay: I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Alyssa Jones: Oh shit! Hold it like you'd hold a woman. . Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. You're like a child. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. What the hell? Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Hooker #2: [screams] Angel Jay: Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint.