New Dog Treats Promise to End an Age Old Problem for Humans

Aromatic Foods announced today that his company will be launching a brand new type of functional pet treat beginning April 10 in an all-out 50-state national campaign.

“There’s never been a treat on the market quite like it,” says CEO Iben Snifflen, “It’s a party for your nose!”

The product line is branded under the label “SweetFarts Dog Treats” – A nice treat for your dog…and special treat for you! which has been test marketed for the last six months in five of the country’s most robust, highly populated states.

SweetFart treats will not make your dog pass gas. However, it does flavor the farts he is inevitably going to make. So now, when your dog launches an audible air biscuit the room will fill with the aroma of hot buttered popcorn…pepperoni pizza…or bacon frying.

“It’s such an improvement over the alternative, untreated dog,” stated Snifflen, “and so pleasurable an experience for the dog’s owner,” that the company expects customer demand to beef up for their inexpensive, low-priced “filler” canned dog food. By using both products you could turn your dog into a living home deodorizer – no batteries needed!

Of course, no great product launch would be complete without the promise of a new, improved version coming soon. In the case of SweetFarts Dog Treats, you’ll soon be able to purchase even more exciting flatulent flavors. Like “fresh cut grass” for vegetarians, and everyone’s favorite smell: “new vinyl shower curtain.”

What flavors would you like to turn your furbaby’s farts into? Let us know and we’ll get your message to Iben Snifflen.